Why do normal people allow Elmer Fudd to live and to breed more Elmers?

Stop Elmer Fudd!

Why does normal America allow Elmer to live among us? In fact, why does normal America allow Elmer to live at all?

These are very good questions and the answers aren't as easy as you might think at first. After all, Elmer constitutes a health and safety hazard to the rest of us and he degrades the quality of life for everyone around him. In numbers Elmer can make the quality of life for normal Americans so poor that people leave for parts where the Elmer Density Factor (EDF) is lower, a behavior which increases the EDF for the area they flee, thus driving the quality of life for those who still have to live with Elmers even lower.

Not an inclusive list by any means, here is a few of the reasons why Elmers are allowed to live:

Euthanasia for Elmers -- while also against the law in most States -- can cause other unintended consequences such as driving Elmers to start deliberately shooting people and running over normal Americans with their SUVs and pickup trucks. That's in addition to the endless "accidental" maimings and killings we innocent bystanders suffer at the hands and under the wheels of Elmers.

Locking up or exterminating Elmer Fudd without indictments and a guilty verdict is a violation of their Constitutional rights -- unless the Constitution can be ammended which dictates that certain hazardous or profoundly stupid Male behavior isn't lawfully protected behavior. The problem with that Constitutional ammending solution is that there are enough Elmers out there to possibly allow them to pass behavioral Amendments against the behavior of normal Americans, something we must not allow.

Putting as many Elmer Fudds away as possible would be an endless job since some 4,000 "proto Elmers" are born every year, prompting the locking up or the Euthanizing of some 4,000 "ripe Elmers" -- at least -- every year. But in addition to 4,000 proto-Elmers every year, America suffers an unknown number of "Latent Elmers" coming out every year: usually when they purchase their first pickup truck, buy their first firearm, or beat the living shit out of their first mothy woman.

If we start locking up or Euthanizing Elmers, we have to examine what other reprehensible but otherwise lawful behavior patterns that people exhibit and decide whether they too must be or should be contained to put an end to. This is a "slippery slope" and once America starts down that slope, eventually we'll end up a Thocracy with only a small subset of White Christian Male extremist religious behavior that's allowed. Everything else: off to the gas chambers, a repeat of Nazi Germany which nobody (well, no true American) would want.

So America is left with having to live with Elmer Fudds among us -- often side-by-side, day after day, year after year, without let-up. For most of us this is a problem with no solution: we don't have the money needed to pack up and try to find some place where the Elmer Density Factor (EDF) is lower. For most of us, our place of employment dictates where we must live and in today's George Bush economy, changing jobs to try to avoid a high density of Elmers simply isn't an option.

One of the other reasons why putting Elmer Fudds in jail or exterminating them that's not listed above is something that's also very true: Elmer can change, morphing back to a normal human again. This can happen if Elmer's pickup truck is taken away from him, his firearms are confiscated, or he registers to vote as a Democrat -- among just some of the more common ways this can happen.

In other words, Elmers can change though it's extremely rare.

Mister Happy Republican Terrorist

Another good reason why taking out Elmers while we have the chance (before he can take us all out and before he can reduce the quality of life for all the rest of us to absolute zero) is that there are a great many other types out there that are even worse (if you can believe it!) than Elmer.

Take this character. He's a right-wing George W. Bush Republican extremist kook who was caught with an arsnic bomb and other chemical weapons along with a huge stash of firearms and ammunition -- something of an Elderly Elmer only without the SUV.

Mister Happy's bomb -- if released within a building -- would have been capable of killig 30,000 people (a number about a third of the body count of his ideological mentor George W. Bush achieved by October of 2004 for his endless war crime atrocities against humanity in Iraq.)

This guy -- and so many other Bush Republican extremist kooks like him -- are out there constituting a far greater hazard to Americans than the average Elmer Fudd. I'd rather have law enforcement efforts focused on domestic terrorist Republicans than working on rounding up Elmer Fudds across the country to put them into internment or extermination camps, wouldn't you?

The other question is why normal Americans allow Elmer to breed freely -- outside of their own families, that is (they often perfer to breed within their own families, something which should be encouraged!)

Again, the reasons why they're not sterialized as soon as they purchase a gun, a pickup truck, an SUV, jet ski, snow mobile et al. are the same reasons for not rounding them up and putting them in internment camps (or offering them euthanasia) described above.

Yes, we don't want them to breed. And yes, when they do there's an almost certain chance that their Elmer Spawn wil grow up to be Elmers themselves, but it's a problem that America must face because proactively taking these frocking morons out of the public gene pool -- while desirable -- is quite simply wrong.

Another Republican Terrorist

Just for to be complete, here's another domestic Bush Republican terrorist that we should all know by name and by reputation.

Now you may be asking yourself, why is the Stop Elmer Fudd web site showing you what the face of true terrorists like like?

Well, it should be fairly obvious, shouldn't it? Look at what real terrorists do, what they believe, and what they're capable of doing. Now look at what motivates them. A lot of what drives such men is the same things that motivate and drives the Elmer Fudds among us. But the point is -- or should be -- obvious: Americans must wait for people to threaten or destroy human life before the law can do anything about them. This fact is important for two reasons:

It's the right thing to do despite the fact that it allows these types -- Elmers included -- to maim, kill, or otherwise harm us.
It means that the law can't always protect us and at times there's a real and pressing need to take matters into one's own hands when the law can't or won't do something that needs to be done.

The problem with the second obvious reason is that taking matters into your own hands to Stop Elmer means you risk becoming a problem that's equal to or greater than the Elmers you're trying to stop. We here at the Stop Elmer web site only ask that when you stop Elmer, you do so safely where no human gets in the least bit hurt (except, of course, within the wallet) and that you do so within the law.

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