Presumably this is with the tires that come with the surrogate penis. A
lot of the Elmers out there like to put clown tires on them in the hopes
men and women will find them sexually appealing.
It would be a good thing to encourage -- rightard Elmers having their
wheels fall off at high speed thus killing themselves and solving
everyone's problems -- except that these rightard Elmers' vehicles are
killing innocent people on the highways.
Go, Elmer! Go!
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/money/3979099/detail.html
Three Reports Say Wheels Come Off Hummers
POSTED: 4:46 pm EST December 7, 2004
Federal regulators are investigating the Hummer H2 after receiving
three reports of wheels falling off the vehicle.
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says the probe
involves H2s from the 2003 and 2004 model years.
General Motors says nearly 60,000 of them are on the road.
The H2 starts at around $50,000. It weighs 6,400 pounds and is one
of the largest sport-utility vehicles on the road.
GM says it's cooperating with federal investigators.
Government Investigates Reports Of Problems
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