A Special Note to Elmers who Visit With Us

Stop Elmer Fudd!

The Stop Elmer Fudd web site isn't designed to make you morons angry, or to educate you or anything. After all, you Elmer Fudd type can't be educated and you can't be shamed. You morons can't be rehabilitated no matter how much of an effort is put forth to try to fix you.

No, this web site isn't for you clowns, it's about you clowns and quite frankly, we here at the Stop Elmer Fudd web site would rather you Elmers don't visit our web site and we certainly don't care to see any illiterate, insane, right-wing Elmer Bush Republican / fundamentalist kook rants from you morons.

Not only don't we care to expend the energy or the effort to pick through your illiterate hate rants, we've heard it all before and there's nothing new any of you can froth about to try to justify your abuse and crimes against normal Americans -- and against Mother Nature, in fact

So shove it.
File it where the Sun doesn't shine.
Keep it to yourself.
Thanks.

Typical Elmer

And if you don't like it, why not go off and beat up your wife some more and put a fresh layer of bruises on her face until you feel better? After all, the top four Elmer sports you clowns enjoy are:

NASCAR racing where you get to watch a bunch of fellow Elmers just like you make a left-hand turn for a couple of hours, wasting gasoline just like you do, screwing over the environment, just like you do, trying to pretend they're real men, just like you do, wearing your wife's pink underwear, just like you do.
Domestic Assault, the Elmer sport that proves you're finally a "real man."
Screwing your kids, the gift that keeps on giving -- and perpetuates those Elmer genes of yours to ensure that every generation has enough of you Elmers to inflict upon normal people your dysfunctional behavior.
Walking around in the woods, the hills, or the desert close to the highway where you get to play pretend you're some how a big, brave "hunter" despite the fact that the only thing you morons ever shoot at (besides each other, campers, hikers, and people out on the highway) is rocks.

So if you would, hike your ass back over to the gay pornography web sites you secretly frequent when your wife is in the hospital, and leave this web site, never to return.

With our thanks!

PS: Please be sure to visit our Contacts Page which provides email addresses for the FBI so that you can email them and report about everything you see on this web site.

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