There's an amusing web site that's dedicated solely toward flipping off
Elmer's H2 "Hummers" called the Fuck
You H2 web site.
What's so amusing about the web site is that it shows the ever-growing
backlash against Elmers across the world; backlash against morons whose
excesses and hatred of normal citizens is part of the reason why the
fascist Bush regime invaded an innocent country and has
so far slaughtered over 100,000 innocent Iraqis -- just so these
Elmers can put cheap gasoline in their iresponsible surrogate penis.
(If you can call $2.50US and rising gasoline "cheap.")
The best photographs on this web site are without question those that have
the Elmers looking right at the citizens that are flipping them off. By
far the glut of the photographs -- over 99% it looks like -- show Elmer's
H2 "Hummers" getting flipped off while far down the road or
while parked, but the best are those where the Elmers are sitting there
in their pathetic excuse for manhood glaring with hatred at the regular
Joe and Jane giving them the "H2 Saltute!"
The next best are all the photographs of Elmers at the gas station tanking
up their toy pretend tanks yet again as they drive from gas station to
gas station pretending they're finally real men.
If you look at it from Elmer's perspective, they know damn well why
everyone's flipping them off. But without a doubt the rightard
Elmers that drive these things tell themselves it's because their moral
and intellectual superiors are some how jealous of them.
Yeah, everybody flipping them off, keying "OINK!" into
their H2's paint jobs, putting tickets on their windows, slapping bumper
stickers on their H2's, flipping them off -- everybody's jealous of
Elmers who spend $60,000 plus for the privilege of getting 10 miles
to the gallon of gas in a vehicle that can't maintain the posted
speed limit driving up and down winding roads.
Yep!
Everyone wishes he could get suckered into buying a Tahoe for $$$ sixty
thousand $$$ frocking bucks on the insane notion that one's some how buying
excitement, adventure, and sex, confident that soon they'll be driving
slow motion through mud exhibiting their manliness!
Yep.
It couldn't possibly be backlash against morons who are
killing whole families when they roll and (for all SUVs) account for 11%
greater fatalities on our highways than normal vehicles. It couldn't
possibly be backlash against morons whose excessed are
funneling their gasoline-buying money to Saudi terrorists at
twice or three times the rate that normal car drivers do.
The irrefutable facts:
They're Elmers: they'll buy any lie so long as it makes them feel good
or bolsters their feelings of inadequate sexual acumen.
As the above photographs shows, everybody out there -- including these
rightard Elmers that drive these things -- are completely aware that the
main reason Elmers drive H2 "Hummers" is because they're
trying to compensate for their sexual failings.
Yep!
Check out the Stop SUVs web site,
"A counter-attack against SUV advertising and SUV entitlement
culture" in addition to the Fuck
You H2 web site.
Only to find it's an effort to keep the thing gassed up while trundleing
to and from work, the gas station, home, the gas station, K-Mart, the gas
station, the food store, and the gas station.
compensate -- To offset; counterbalance. 2. To make satisfactory payment
or reparation to; recompense or reimburse. 3. To stabilize the purchasing
power of (a monetary unit) by changing the gold content in order to
counterbalance price variations. -- To serve as or provide a substitute
or counterbalance.
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