Ah. Drew Barrymore

So you want to know whether you're qualified to be an Earth Liberation Front (ELF) Eco-Warrior.

Well good for you!

America needs more of 'em and if you qualify, you may proudly join the ranks of the few, the proud, the hunted.

Answer the questions below by clicking on either the "YES" or "NO" buttons to the right of the question. At the bottom of this test click on the "SUBMIT" button to see whether you're qualified to be an Earth Liberation Front Eco-Warrior.

Question #1: Do you hate SUVs and H2 "Hummers?"	YES	NO
Question #2: Do you really, really, I mean really hate SUVs and H2 "Hummers?"	YES	NO
Question #3: Do you love mountains, meadows, deserts, and generally love Mother Nature in all Her glory?	YES	NO
Question #4: Do you think fighting to halt Urbanization, Industrialization, Fascism, Authoritarianism, Totalitarianism, and Republicanism is a fight worth fighting?	YES	NO
Question #5: Is one of your working personal mottos, "Burn, mother fucking planet raping fuckers, burn!" or something similar?	YES	NO
Question #6: Have you ever read Edward Abbey's book "The Monkey Wrench Gang?"	YES	NO
Question #7: How are your mechanical skills? Are you capable of decommissioning or unlubricating heavy equipment like tractors causing such equipment to die screaming in metal-fusing, fire-spewing, spark-spraying agony while you laugh?	YES	NO
Question #8: Do you think you look sexy wearing tight fitting black nomex camouflage outfits complete with face mask?	YES	NO
Question #9: Would you screw Drew Barrymore?	YES	NO
Question #10: Is it your duty as a red-blooded American citizen to pull up survey stakes where ever you find them?	YES	NO
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