Are you qualified to drive an H2 "Hummer?"

Are you qualified to drive an H2 "Hummer?" This scientific evaluation will determine whether you do -- and if not, this evaluation will determine which type of vehicle is right for you!

Answer the questions below by clicking on either the "YES" or "NO" buttons to the right of the question. At the bottom of this test click on the "SUBMIT" button to see what kind of vehicle you're qualified to drive.

NOTE: This free scientific evaluation only applies to male drivers

Question #1: Are you a male?	YES	NO
Question #2: Are you shorter than average?	YES	NO
Question #3: Are you fat?	YES	NO
Question #4: Are you bald or going bald?	YES	NO
Question #5: Are you a Republican?	YES	NO
Question #6: Are you a dickless asshole?	YES	NO
Question #7: Do you think getting 10 miles to the gallon of gasoline makes people sexually appealing to men and women?	YES	NO
Question #8: Do you think big huge "clown tires" on pickup trucks and SUVs makes people sexually appealing to men and women?	YES	NO
Question #9: Do you think driving well maintained urban city streets in a vehicle advertised as an off-road vehicle is some how an exciting adventure?	YES	NO
Question #10: Is it okay to drive while drunk?	YES	NO
Perform Evaluation Discard your answers

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