In a number of other places here on the Stop Elmer Fudd web site we've
taken fairly detailed looks into what it is that motivates Elmers; what
makes him do what he does.
But there's Elmer Fudd Syndrome (EFS) behavior that stands alone in its
arena because it's the behavioral attribute which causes the most amount
of damage among normal people: Simple hatred of normal people.
An Elmer isn't born an Elmer. Children -- with rare exception -- are
born normal and the slide into becoming an Elmer Fudd usually takes at
least one major incident -- usually when a moron acquires a pickup
truck, an SUV, a "Hummer" or a firearm.
In other words, the threshold incident which pushes a moron over the
edge into EFS is usually the acquisition of some piece of property that
makes the moron believe he's finally a "real man."
This is important to understand because it is part of the
pathology; there's a threshold at which a common asshole moron becomes a
full-blown Elmer Fudd and it's almost always caused by the acquisition
of some object that makes the asshole believe he's acquired some manly
power, power and manliness that the asshole has been lacking all his
life up until now.
This artifact -- this behavior -- accounts for why Elmer Fudds hate the
normals that greatly (thankfully) outnumber him. The process which ensues
is actually a feed-back loop:
Stopping Elmer -- which means taking away his firearms, burning his SUVs,
burning his "Hummers" or otherwise removing his surrogate
penis -- is one way to break the Elmer out of the feedback loop -- though
in fact thanks to automative insurance such a breakout might be fairly
shortlived.
There's the question of whether or not an Elmer can be rehabilitated
and the concensus among behavioralists -- and we here at the Stop Elmer
Fudd web site -- is "Once an Elmer Fudd, Always an Elmer
Fudd!" There appears to be no clinicial or otherwise
observational evidence to suggest that an Elmer can be rehabilitated
to rejoin the normal populace.
Take away the enabeling artifacts which elevate an asshole moron into
full-blown Elmer Fudd Syndrome, and it's believed that all one
accomplishes is reducing the Elmer to what amounts to a holding pattern.
While Elmer is indeed stopped (that is the expression of his abject
stupidity is stopped) his low IQ and his Elmer Fudd beliefs, notions,
bigotries, and abject stupidity itself remains.
The prognosis is apparently always fatal: Elmer Fudd should be removed
from society and should be made as uncomfortable as possible until he
finally expires -- hopefully through an act of his own stupidity, and
hopefully taking out his entire family with him in the bargan. Every
little big helps the rest of us.
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