Some day -- some day soon -- when the price of gasoline is $7 a gallon and America is experiencing gasoline rationing and it's been made illegal to run our air conditioners, it's going to happen... It'll start maybe on an intersection in Los Angeles, maybe Seattle, maybe Phoenix, but it'll start innocently enough in a single place and when the news media picks up on it, it'll spread quickly until the whole United States is doing it.

Some day -- some day soon -- the people of America are going to start dragging these Republican SUV assholes out of their surrogate penis when they stop for red lights, and they're going to string them up from the nearest street light, fitting punishment for fucking over normal Americans with their gluttony and irresponsibility -- not to mention treason in their financial support of the Saudi terrorist state that attacked us.

And in this dream -- a dream that will soon be reality -- the dead shall feed the poor; there will finally be justice and enough to eat as fence posts, couches, and whatever cooking materials normal Americans can find are set ablaze on every street intersection to roast the Republican remains of the rich and the motherfuckers to feed America's poor, homeless, and hungry.

And maybe -- just maybe -- the rest of the world will mirror America's solution to the problem. We'll package our surplus Republican meat and together with U. S. Government surplus cheese and wheat, we'll provide aid to the African continent in the form of our unwanted but tasty rightards.

Utopia at least.

Sing with me now...

"Imagine there's no rightards. It's easy if you try..."

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