I just love that phrase. "A truck load of Elmers." It
sounds like the title for a great song, doesn't? Or a great fatal
traffic accident that does the world a favor. <laughing>
Fact is that when you stuff a Republican behind the wheel of a pick up
and put him on roads normal people use, everyone else within a 10 mile
radius is at immediate fatal risk. Take the Elmer off the paved roads
and point them at a pile of mud, and the risk is greatly reduced (at
which point you can stand safely far away and applaud the Elmers in the
hopes they'll roll over and kill everybody in their surrogate penis.)
Here's a little note from a normal, average, every-day commuter who
got to watch a crop of Elmers do what they do best: Get treated to yet
another humiliation as they find out the people who sell them their
surrogate penis lied to them about how manly they would be once they
bought it.
From: "NotHimAgain" <NoDemocracy@america.com>
A truck load of Elmers made my day on Saturday morning. Seems that
these individuals thought it would be cool to scale one of the fire
roads (illegal) that run along the hills. It had rained very heavy
the previous night and all day before.
Imagine my delight when I saw them 80% up the hill stuck fender deep
in mud on one side of their 4x4 with the truck leaning precariously
to one side.
The owner of the truck was most likely emptying a load into his shorts.
Of course I had to yell out to them, not allowing their Elmerism to
escape the more sensible folks that choose to stay on the hard surface
streets.
I didn't stick around to see how they got out of that jam but I'd
imagine they had to call someone.
They might have even gotten a ticket if they were up there for a
while since the hill was in plain sight of the boulevard.
Thanks Elmers, you made my day. Great way to start the new year.
Sensible folks that stay on surface streets: 1
Subject: Elmerless utopia / It's the cops!
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 23:41:35 GMT
Elmers stuck in the mud: 0
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