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Subject: [SPAM] Fuddlike behaviour
Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 04:51:12 -0000

> Hi

Gereetings, Jack!

> Reading your WebPages reminded me of a meeting with the
> driver of a large four wheel drive vehicle complete with
> bullbars. I live in the UK so he may not have been a true
> Elmer.

Well, I think that Elmer behavior is a much greater problem in the United States than it is in any other place, but the phenomena isn't strictly an America problem. I've been to Paris. <smile> When in Paris I had people driving up onto the sidewalk to go around me simply because I was stopped at a red light but there was no traffic. Elmers in Paris -- like Elmers in the US -- think rules don't apply to them.

> I was looking for a place to go fishing at the time in a
> remote area on a single track road leading up to a hotel,
> either side of the road was short sheep grazed grass.

> I drove my car along a five door saloon, and met this guy about
> halfway along the track. He stopped and just sat there, so I
> drove off the track to go round his monster car, the look of
> relief on his face had me totally confused.

How strange.

> It has puzzled me ever since why he bought a car that would
> happily cross deserts, tundra, snow fields ect, yet he had
> a problem driving it over a few metres of sheep munched grass.

Hell, you observed someone with strange behavior and there's no possible way to decide what it was running through the guy's head. I've read that only some 5% of the people who purchase large vehicles that are suitable for driving off roads ever do so; they're used to plod back and forth between work and home.

Maybe your guy was an Elmer who feared driving off the road or maybe your guy was an Elmer who just wanted you to go around him because he's a dickless moron who thought he could exhibit his manlyness.

<heh> It's a bitch that you'll never know what the guy's problem was.

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