From: Stop Elmer Fudd <feedback@elmerfudd.usREMOVE>
Don! It's always great to hear back from my own personal
nemesis. Batman had the joker. James Bond had Doctor No.
Holmes had Professor Moriarty. And me? What do I get? I
get a scaled-down version of Mini-me. }:-}
de> What exactly are you trying to do with this site?
Seriously? Well, there's two kinds of people in the world.
There's the normal people among us who have no problem
accessing a website and discerning what it's about, and then
there's the grandly unfortunate Elmer Fudds among us who
will never get it.
And really, nobody expects them to. They're Elmers.
de> If it's amuse yourself, than I am sure you have
And how! It's certainly entertaining -- not to mention
validating -- when Elmers send in email, that's for sure! }:-}
Email dripping with "Hurt Little Boy Syndrome" might be
pathetic, true, but they're always amusing. Maybe if I get
enough of them, I can edit them into a book -- leaving
the illiteracy and Lunatic Quotient intact, of course.
de> If it's to inform, you failed miserably.
Golly, that _is_ a disappointment to hear.
de> And you wonder why the people you despise are winning
Let me guess... It's some how _not_ because of Diebold,
huh? }:-}
de> The premise for your site is really not all that bad.
Damn, I had hoped you had some explanation on why
rightards manage to hijack elections. How disappointing.
de> I share some of your feelings believe it or not.
<rofl> _Now_ you're getting insulting.
de> I just believe the level of some of your content is
See? That right there is once again the whole swatting
point. Nobody's trying to "win anyone over." We're not
even trying to change anyone's mind, we're trying to
develop viable methods of punishing and stopping the
mother fuckers. (And we suggest that setting fire to
Elmer's sexual enhancements is wrong; something that
normal people understand anyway despite the ELF morons
who think otherwise.)
Elmers can't see reason because they refuse to reason.
There's no desire nor ability to alter Elmers' behavior.
We don't even try.
de> This kind of vitriol is really just masturbation.
Golly! That sounds serious. What do you recommend as an
alternative to this "masturbation" thing? Mormonism?
de> I hope you enjoy it.
Well, if emails like yours ever stop coming in, it's sure
I won't enjoy it as much as I do now. }:-} I'll have to
take up another hobby... Like hiking, biking, and camping
in the San Gabriel Mountains, perhaps.
de> Lastly, I was serious about keeping your information
Golly! This _also_ sounds serious! Maybe I should remove
the web site and pack a bag and head for the hills, huh?
I'll need an SUV for that... a big one.
de> Take care
Always good to hear from you. Do let me know when you find
anything inaccurate, wrong, or "sadly mistaken" on the web
site, though, would you please? I can't produce a quality
web site without quality feedback, you know.
Also, check out
http://www.elmerfudd.us/suvin.htm for the latest on Elmer's
killer vehicles.
Thanks!
To: don@[censored by SEF web site]
Subject: Thank you for your kind words, Don!
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 15:10:14 +0000
de> succeeded.
de> elections?
de> offensive and will never win anyone over.
de> private. A friend of mine made the same mistake your
de> making and is still getting harassed by people.
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