From: feedback@elmerfudd.usREMOVE
> Hi,
Greetings, Scooter! I see you paid the electric bill instead
of "invested" your welfare check on lottery tickets
this month.
> I am a flaming Elmer and I enjoy reading your web site.
It's likely that you've been viewing some other web sites and have
confused them with us good folks at the Stop Elmer Fudd web site.
No where on any of our web pages do we cover donkey screwing or
dwarf tossing, leave alone express our annoyance at people like
you who enjoy that kind of thing. Indeed, we here at the Stop
Elmer Fudd web site should probably encourage such behavior since
it keeps Republicans from breeding a bit, I'm sure.
> Living in Texas, I do not have enough of you sandal wearing
Hey! How the _Hell_ did you know I was wearing sandals?
In any event, I'm sure there are plenty of sandal wearing queers
around where you live. Haven't you looked hard enough? Tom
DeLay is from your area, after all, so they can't be _that_ rare.
And I'm sure John Gannon could please you -- if you can afford
his $200 an hour price tag, Scooter!
> Because of you I take special joy in mowing down trees with my
Golly! I don't think we here at the Stop Elmer Fudd web site
can get behind such hobbies. Not with diesel fuel costing over
two bucks a gallon, any way. And 30-06 ammunition is expensive,
too.
Aren't you rightard Elmers supposed to be fiscally responsible?
> When I can't safely shoot my rifle, I push them down with my
Golly! Mother Nature will be rather upset with you.
> I live in the Texas hill country wich as a sandal wearing
Of course you do, Scooter. Half you Elmers live in the hills
with routinely raped donkeys, and the other half live in
cities with their always pregnant sisters. It's one of the
main reasons why Elmers aren't endangered but higher life forms
are.
> I honestly hope that the many trees I destroy will hasten
Well, that seems unlikely given the fact that you guys are
going to wind up on the dinner plate pretty soon.
http://www.elmerfudd.us/repmeat1.htm
With proper seasoning (or maybe battered and deep fried) you guys
will finally be able to contribute something meaningful to
society.
And as for your Elmer women? We got plans. Fun plans:
> As a matter of fact when I see one, I will shoot it
Confident in the courageous knowledge that they can't shoot
back, of course. One of the classical earmarks of a True
Republican Elmer is the indiscriminate slaughter of people and
animals who are unarmed.
'Course the minute their intended victims _do_ start shooting
back, they label their victims "insurgents" and
"terrorists."
Now I'm sure that if these Golden Cheek Warblers (endangered)
acquire the assistance of someone like -- oh, I don't know,
maybe the good people at Earth First! -- and arm these poor
Golden Cheek Warblers (endangered) so they _can_ fight back,
then we should see Elmers volunteering in numbers to be
fertalizer for the trees.
> Thanks,
You're very welcome, Scooter. Say "Hello" to your sister-mom
for me, please, and remember me to your litter of retarded
Elmer children.
I hope you set aside some of your welfare check to pay your
electric bill some time soon so you can get my email response.
To: "cooter bob" <cooterbob97@...cuts...flr...>
Subject: Trees, Assault Rifles, etc..
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 12:14:56 -0600
> I am extremly gratified (happy) that all the things I
> enjoy piss you off.
> queers around to piss off, so I visit your site almost daily.
> assault rifle and burning the brush with large amounts of diesel
> fuel as an accelerant.
> Ford Turbo diesel or use my trusty chainsaw.
> eco-queer, you may know as the natural habitat of the Golden
> Cheek Warbler (endangered).
> (make happen sooner) it's inevitable (gonna happen for sure)
> extinction.
http://www.elmerfudd.us/repmeat2.htm
> with whatever un I have on hand.
> Cooter
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