Mail Inbound #11: Trees, Assault Rifles, etc.

From: "cooter bob" <cooter...cuts...flr...>
To: feedback@elmerfudd.usREMOVE
Subject: Trees, Assault Rifles, etc.
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 12:14:56 -0600

Hi,

I am a flaming Elmer and I enjoy reading your web site. I am extremly gratified (happy) that all the things I enjoy piss you off.

Living in Texas, I do not have enough of you sandal wearing queers around to piss off, so I visit your site almost daily.

Because of you I take special joy in mowing down trees with my assault rifle and burning the brush with large amounts of diesel fuel as an accelerant.

When I can't safely shoot my rifle, I push them down with my Ford Turbo diesel or use my trusty chainsaw.

I live in the Texas hill country wich as a sandal wearing eco-queer, you may know as the natural habitat of the Golden Cheek Warbler (endangered).

I honestly hope that the many trees I destroy will hasten (make happen sooner) it's inevitable (gonna happen for sure) extinction.

As a matter of fact when I see one, I will shoot it with whatever gun I have on hand.

Thanks,
Cooter

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