Two Republican DElmers were out in the woods hunting when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other Elmer takes out his cell telephone and dials 911.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The emergency operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the stupid Elmer says: "Okay, now what?"

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