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Stop Elmer Fudd!

Welcome to the Stop Elmer Fudd web site, the web site that takes a factual look at the typical American Elmer Fudd in all his glory; a web site that shows who Elmer Fudd is, what he does, why he does it, and also offers useful advice to activists on what visitors to this web site can do to stop him.

When you encounter Elmer Fudd on the street, in the woods, on the highways, or in your neighborhood, you're encouraged to submit a write up on your encounter so that others may share in your disgust, revulsion, and yes, even your adventure! The Stop Elmer Fudd web site will add your write up to the web site. Just submit your comments to Stop Elmer Fudd with your comments. This web site has to contain a considerable amount of information about Sport Utility Vehicles (SUVs) and "Hummers" -- the type of vehicle that Elmers always drive. Part of that information covers the mentality behind Elmer, and part of that information is about why Elmer's choice in automobile is killing the normal people around him -- on the highways of America, in foreign lands to secure the gasoline needed to power Elmer's irresponsible vehicles, and in the air pollution that screams out of Elmer's exhaust pipes.

There's also information about legal and illegal ways to stop Elmer. We here at the Stop Elmer Fudd web site aren't opposed to illegal efforts to punish Elmer Fudd for his irresponsible behavior, but within the coverage of the phenomena, you'll find comments by us noting that violence against humans of any sort is something we certainly and never support.

We're always looking for legal and illegal ways to stop Elmers or to punish the Elmers we have to live with so if you've got good ideas, please share them and we'll add them to the web site -- removing identifying information about you, if that is your wish. (We reserve the right to modify or edit your suggestions so that we're not posting totally irresponsible stuff that would be worthy of an Elmer Fudd himself.)


- Who is the typical American Elmer Fudd and what does he do?
- FAQ for New SUV and H2 "Hummer" Owners
- Gun Nut Elmer Kills Fourteen, Maims More
- Adventures in Elmerland
- An amusing little joke about Republidiot Elmer Fudd Gun Nuts
- Why do normal people allow Elmer Fudd to live and to breed more Elmers?
- Elmer Fudd sure does loves his gas hog surrogate penis. Why?
- H2 Elmers -- Losers with 2-Inch Dicks Who Can't Park Straight
- Sunnybrook Wellness Center: Treatment Center for Republicans
- Elmer Fudd in his natural habitat: off road Elmers.
- Some times Elmer Fudd tries to kill himself and family. Joy!
- Elmer Fudd always votes Republican! Heeee-yuck yuck yuck!
- Elmer Fudd goes to war with his Hummer thinking he's all that.
- Hey maw! Whar's the safety on this thin? <blam!> <plop!>
- Elmer Has Got Air Conditioning!
- CHEVY'S REVOLTING REVOLUTION and the Elmers that will never be men
- Lick My Silent Sports Car
- FUCKING HYOOMINS (and their surrogate penis)
- Pinks, step up to the pump
- SUV manufacturers rook and swindle the Elmer rubes. Good!
- Ha Ha, Elmer! Eat SHIT
- U.S. DROPS SUVs ON "INSURGENTS"
- Guzzle gas, and play pretend you're finally a man
- Spray-on mud for Elmer Mother Fuckers
- Where Have All the Bush/Cheney Bumper Stickers Gone?
- Elmer Runs Down 3-year old then flees like an Elmer
- Opposing Elmers who Support 'Our' Baby-Killing Troops
- Tailgating Elmer gets shot at by another Elmer
- SUVs pose greater danger to pedestrians - scientists
- Trip to Denny's Is a Difficult One
- Elmers Finding Out Their SUV Penis Is Too Expensive To Run
- Why does Elmer Fudd hate us? Does he hate us? Sure he does.
- "Mo is their leader." George Bush leads the Elmer Fudd Army.
- Elmer Fudd's Fascist Leader on Communist Billboards
- Buy an SUV, support Saudi Terrorists (Bush's family friends)
- Iraqi Freedom Fighters Cleaning Elmers' Clocks Thanks to ''Humvee' Lies
- You know how Elmer Fudd can't park his gas guzzling penis straight?
- Lottery Tickets: How Elmer Fudd invests for his retirement
- What About Female Elmer Fudds? Should They be Stopped?
- Elmer's SUVs: Spending on oil stokes global transfer of wealth
- Are Hummer Owners Idiots? (Yes, they are. They're Elmers.)
- H2 ''Hummer'' stench -- Elmer Fudds will love it, no doubt
- Quiz #1: Which Driver Has the Faulty Penis?
- Quiz #2: Which Drivers of these Vehicles have a 2 Inch (or less) Penis?
- Quiz #3: Are you qualified to drive an H2 "Hummer?"
- Quiz #4: Are you qualified to be an Earth Liberation Front Eco-Warrior?
- High and Mighty: SUVs -- The World's Most Dangerous Vehicles and How They Got That Way
- Despite Defects, G.M. Keeps Selling Killer S.U.V.s to Elmers
- ''Humvees'' Dieing By The Thousands. Ha! Eat Shit, Elmer!
- An Intellectual Poison Special: An Honest Advert for the H2 Hummer
- Female Elmer Fudd Attempts Triple Murder In Its SUV
- Elmer's H2 ''Hummer'' Wheels Keep Falling Off (Frocking Idiots)
- The Benefits of Being a Rightard Elmer Fudd
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Burn his SUVs and Hummers (They hate that.)
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Expose his automotive manufacturing buddies.
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Elmer's SUVs: The Face of Mankind's Enemy
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Getting organized for direct action.
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Stick Up Elmers and Give Them Tickets
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Elmer's SUVs are killing normal people's kids
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: His Federal buddies have to go, too.
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Who's the terrorist? Elmer is, not you.
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Is it wrong to kill Elmers?
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: National Key-An-SUV Week
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Ban his Surrogate Penis from the City
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: SUV Drivers -- Kill 'em All
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Dog Killing Elmer Gets Shot by Dog
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: H2 Drivers: Small Dicked Morons!
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: I have a dream for SUV rightard assholes
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Republican Stew (approximately two to four servings)
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Republican Taquitos (approximately four servings)
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: "A Truck Load of Elmers" Great Name for a Fatal Accident
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Elmer's H2 "Hummers" Recalled Because They're Killers
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Republican Elmers are _so_ dumb...
- Stopping Elmer Fudd: Elmers Give Their Baby a Firearm. Shoot Them, Kid! Shoot Them!
- A Special Note to Elmers who Visit With Us


Encounters with Elmer Fudd

Here we have everyday normal Americans writing about their encounters with Elmer Fudd -- those that live to tell about it.

If you or a loved one has a story to tell about Elmer, please be sure to send your write up about your encounter to the Stop Elmer Fudd web site so that it can be included! Also if you want to add a comment to this web site or otherwise provide some feedback, please do so and let us know whether you wish your email to be included on this web site. If requested, we'll remove your name and email address as well as any information that might identify you.

- Republican Asshole Tries to Kill me

The coveted Guckert Award

- The coveted Guckert Award for February 2005


Dear Uncle Sef -- Ask Uncle Sef for free advice!

- Dear Uncle Sef #1: I can't take it any more. What should I do?
- Dear Uncle Sef #2: My poor crack whore Republican aunt Annabelle

Elmer Fudds' Theme Song in MP3 Format

- I wasn't a man until I bought my "Hummer."
- The Asshole Song by Dennis -- Describes Elmer Fudd perfectly
- Another ''Song of the Elmers'' Red-Velvet Steering Wheel Cover Driver

What to do if you hate this web site

- Contact information to the FBI to report about this web site

Other Web Pages and Files of Interest

- List of MIDI music files available here at the Stop Elmer Fudd web site
- The Original Elmer Fudd -- Audio Wav Files


EMail To and From!
"This fucker needs two H2's?! Didn't know you could get a penis in the 1/4 inch size." -- John Doe, Coquitlam, BC Canada. June 15, 2004

"And by the way - about the name you keep calling us -- ''rightards.'' Very nice of your liberal sorry fucked up ass to come up with a name that debases mentally disabled persons." -- Charlie Wolf


- Email inquiry sent to Elmers Glue
- Mail Inbound #1: Our First Elmer Checks In!
- Mail Outbound #1: Please Include SUV Weight and Dick Size
- Mail Inbound #2: Our First Elmer Returns!
- Mail Outbound #2: Damn! No SUV Weight or Dick Size Yet!
- Mail Inbound #3: Elmer Doesn't Address the Issues. Golly!
- Mail Outbound #3: The SEF Web Site's Mini-Me
- Mail Inbound #4: Elmer lamenting the sorry state of his penis
- Mail Outbound #4: Elmer lamenting the sorry state of his penis
- Mail Inbound #5: Hey! Rush Limbaugh writes to us! We're honored!
- Mail Outbound #5: Hey! Rush Limbaugh writes to us! We're honored!
- Mail Inbound #6: I agree with your points completely
- Mail Outbound #6: I agree with your points completely
- Mail Inbound #7: I'm surrounded by Elmers!
- Mail Outbound #7: I'm surrounded by Elmers!
- Mail Inbound #8: Fuddlike behaviour
- Mail Outbound #8: Fuddlike behaviour
- Mail Inbound #9: Mostly Harmless: Not all gun owners are Elmers
- Mail Outbound #9: Mostly Harmless: Not all gun owners are Elmers
- Mail Inbound #10: Rich Hollywood Elmers
- Mail Outbound #10: Rich Hollywood Elmers
- Mail Inbound #11: Trees, Assault Rifles, etc.
- Mail Outbound #11: Trees, Assault Rifles, etc.

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