Or at least a fellow Elmer Fudd with an IQ right around 70.

America's morons, assholes, baby killer wannabe, and (of course) Elmer Fudds need a good, strong leader, one who exhibits all the morality, ethics, honesty, integrity, and intelligence that they do.

And who among the 290 million or so Americans in all of the United States better fits the leadership requirements that George W. Bush?

Here we have a man who:

• Dodged Vietnam with the help of his rich white daddy who got him into the Texas Air National Guard while real men and boys were in Vietnam committing war crime atrocities.

• After being given an Air National Guard slot with a test score of 25% over the heads of hundreds of vastly superior cadets decided he was unable to pass a required physical because of all the cocaine he was snorting and all the alcohol he was binging on. So this American Hero walked away despite the directive that doing so would make him eligable -- if he weren't a rich white bitch -- to being captured and getting shipped off to Vietnam.

• Has such a low IQ that he's unable to piece together a coherant sentence, being the but of jokes around the world for his abject moronic, bumbeling stupidity.

• Does business with enemies of the United States, the most important enemy being Saudi Arabia, a country that attacked the United States in New York on September 11'th, 2001.

• Refuses to invade and bomb Saudi Arabia for attacking the United States because doing so would mean invading and bombing family friends and corporate business partners.

• Instead invades an innocent country, slaughtering tens of thousands of kids in their beds, comming war crime atrocities far greater than any Saddam ever committed against his own people.

Any way you look at George W. Bush, he's perfect to lead the ranks of the Elmer Fudd morons that have so screwed up America and have degraded the quality of life of everyone around them.

It's just a damn shame that the butcher's moronic stupidity has yet to be fatal -- to himself; it's already killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people around the world.