Ha Ha, Elmer! Eat SHIT

Ha ha, I have to laugh. High gasoline prices and rationing couldn't please me any more than it does right now. All those stupid rightard Elmers driving around in their Excursions, Explorers, Yokons, Expeditions and all the stupid Elmers in their F150 pick-ups and other abuses of the environment and the Earth's dwindleing natural resources... All those morons who thought they would finally be manly "exploring" the deep tundra of the shopping malls now find $80 might fill their tanks -- all of three days of driving their pick of irresponsible crap to and from work.

I couldn't be happier. Couldn't happen to more deserving morons. True, I'd rather see them crash, burn, and die for their crimes against normal American drivers but seeing them having to divert their Coors Beer money to their surrogate penis' gas tank is a close second best.

And it's going to only get worse. Much worse. Or at least "worse" from the perspective of gas hogging Bush Republidiots who thought it would last forever and their mass murdering baby killer Bush would obtain and hold all the oil they would need during their own life times -- and those of future generations can go fuck themselves.

Only it didn't last. Peak Oil came and went. We're on the glide and to make it even better -- "better" from _my_ standpoint -- this brutal regime's inability to steal Iraq's oil unopposed means that old dollar sign outside the pump will continue to jump up and up and up.

Do the rightards who slide that ole debit card into the reader at the pump who shell out $80 and more to fill their gas tank -- a tank that will last them three, maybe four days at most -- feel manly in their surrogate penis now? Do their bright yellow H2 "Hummer" penis that _finally_ allowed them to man-up still make them feel like beating women? Still alleviate their homosexual urges that won't quiet down despite having bought something the advertising agencies convinced them would make them finally like _women_?

Or are they trying to see if they can get the bank to take them back at the amount owed on the paper, trying to walk away without having to pay the depreciation of their stupid excesses, or having to take the hit for being a deadbeat?

I'm happy about all this. Maybe we'll start to see fewer rightard Elmer morons drinking and driving up and down Highway 39 into the San Gabriel Mountains where I hike and bicycle. Less garbage, less stink, less spray painted rocks, roads, and signs. Maybe once enough rightard Elmers can't afford to drive anywhere except to work and back, maybe some of the wilderness will have a chance to recouperate from their Republican slime.

So to all you rightard mother fuckers out there who get 10, 11, or maybe even 15 miles to the gallon -- you mother fuckers who are more responsible for Bush's war crime atrocities in Iraq than the rest of us... To all you rightards out there who now realize you fucked yerselves up your own asses when you bought that thing, to all of you I say: "Ha ha."

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