I have to smile. The baby killing terrorists that invaded Iraq are
getting their clocks cleaned by the Iraqi freedom fighters and they're
doing it the same way the Afghanis took out the Soviet baby killers:
inexpensively while costing the invading monsters plenty.
Here we have the people of Iraq taking out some 20,000 vehicles
that cost the genocidal monsters some $80,000 to some $120,000 each.
That's a very good return on their investment!
When the Soviets tried to take over Afghanistan, they had the same
amusing object lesson: A $10,000 USD shoulder fired rocket could take
out a multi-rubel helicopter: another good return on their investment.
It's further amusing due to the fact that Elmer Fudd thinks he's all so
very bad ass in his H2 "Hummer," being told by the manufaturers
that he'll get to play pretend he's a bad ass soldier who can take
anything thrown at him and his "Hummer" and kick ass.
<heh> The truth of the matter is that the original "Humvee"
is getting wiped out easily and with zero problem by a bunch of real
Iraqi patriots who are fighting for their country, their lives, the
lives of their children, and their God, just as most Americans would do
if they were invaded and slaughtered by fascist monsters.
The truth of the matter is that the H2 "Hummer" play toy
reconfirms that the rightard Elmer Fudd assholes that buy them are fucking
morons who got suckered by crooks.
The Marines and Army have almost 20,000 Humvees in Iraq, according to
the Pentagon.
But a quarter of the vehicles do not have proper armor.
From The Los Angeles Times, 12/11/04:
Humvees No Match for Crude Bombs
By Bruce Wallace, Times Staff Writer
FORWARD OPERATING BASE KALSU, Iraq --
This is a graveyard for Humvees, the final resting place for the
hulking vehicles felled by insurgents' roadside bombs.
In a parking lot, the U.S. military's most common personnel carriers
lie flattened with noses down in the mud.
Their metal carcasses are barely recognizable.
Tires have been splayed to the sides or blown away entirely.
Shrapnel has burst holes in unprotected parts of the vehicles, as if
they were tinfoil.
The nine mangled Humvees here have been destroyed by what the military
calls improvised explosive devices, or IEDs.
"Now this one here, you can see the IED tore the whole back end off
the vehicle. It's just gone," said Sgt. Patrick Parchment of the 24th
Marine Expeditionary Unit, which operates south of Baghdad.
"The front is sitting cock-eyed. And that's steel," he said,
showing a visitor another severed vehicle.
The blasted remains do not inspire optimism about the fate of the
Marines who had been riding in them.
Sixteen Marines of the 24th have died since arriving here in July; 259
have been wounded.
The majority of the casualties were caused by IEDs, as Marines must
daily brave a gantlet of roadside bombs on highways and dirt roads
that cut through farms.
The Marines and Army have almost 20,000 Humvees in Iraq, according to
the Pentagon.
But a quarter of the vehicles do not have proper armor.
The problem came into focus this week when a Tennessee National
Guardsman told Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld that troops had to
forage for scrap metal to weld to their vehicles for protection.
The confrontation, at a U.S. base in Kuwait, triggered an uproar and
raised questions about whether the Pentagon was doing enough to
provide safety equipment for the 138,000 U.S. troops in Iraq.
The visit to the Humvee cemetery here was before Rumsfeld's meeting
with the troops.
Marines here said they were at risk every time they left the base to
make supply runs or conduct patrols.
Surveying the mangled Humvee frames, they shook their heads as they
talked about some of the blasts they had survived.
Humvees fitted with steel plating provide the best protection, the
Marines said.
But they pointed out that many Humvees on this base were being driven
with jury-rigged armor that offered only limited defense against
shrapnel.
"For the most part, the armor's doing its job, saving many
lives," said Parchment, a 24-year-old from the Bronx, N.Y.,
whose unit cannibalizes the disabled Humvees for armor and other
parts.
The extra weight from the armor means the Humvees seldom flip over
after they are hit, he said.
But sometimes, finding gaps in the armor, "the shrapnel goes right
through the frame," Parchment said.
Nor is armor any guarantee of avoiding the smashed bones and severed
limbs that roadside bombs often cause.
And it offers little protection against the bigger explosives that
have been used against the Americans.
Marines and soldiers continue to die almost daily from IEDs, the Iraq
war's contribution to the world's catalog of effective low-tech
weapons.
But the term "improvised" is misleading because the explosive is
typically a factory-produced 155-millimeter artillery shell that
stands taller than knee-high.
The shells are usually propped against a post or hidden under roadside
mounds of garbage.
The destructive power of shrapnel detonated in the open air has caused
record rates of head and neck wounds among U.S. troops, and the rate
of limb amputations is double that of previous wars.
On dangerous roads, such as the main highway leading from Baghdad's
airport to this base 25 miles south, the military has torn down
guardrails that served as hiding spots for the shells.
The short posts that supported those guardrails remain.
The IEDs are frequently propped against them and detonated either by
cellphone or by a hired triggerman who simply touches two wires
together when the target passes.
The Marines say the going rate for someone to plant and detonate a
roadside bomb is about $200.
Many Marines want the posts taken down and other hiding places
bulldozed.
"On an open road, it's usually easier to see, but often you usually
don't recognize the trouble until you go by it and then you say, 'Hmm,
that looks suspicious,' " said Lance Cpl. Edward Jay Messer, 23, of
Mansfield, Ohio, who drives supply trucks.
This unit of 2,200 Marines alone is hit at a rate of two roadside
bombs daily, and an average of four are discovered each day.
"IED" has become a verb to the Marines:
"Some of us have been IED'd five or six times," Messer said.
Many are aimed at the 7-ton supply trucks that ply the highways, as
the shrapnel-pocked fleet sitting in the parking lot of the 24th MEU
shows.
The Marines try to avoid putting anyone in the unprotected back of the
trucks, pushing everyone into the armored cabs, where "you're fairly
well protected," Parchment said.
Marines continue to be ferried on patrol or into battle in open-air
vehicles with little more than thin steel plating welded to the sides
and instructions to keep their heads low.
Messer recently drove into the base here with a damaged Humvee in tow.
Partially armored, the disabled vehicle did not look ready for the
graveyard.
Its frame was unbent; its wheels rolled cleanly.
The only visible damage was a streak of jagged rips along the driver's
side where shrapnel had strafed it.
The punctures started just above the front tire and rose toward the
driver's seat, slicing between the armored side of the hood and the
armored door.
"Look at the dashboard if you want to see what happened," said Messer,
with a toss of his head toward the Humvee.
The gauges were covered with large drops of dried blood.
The Marines did not know whether the driver had survived.
"At the end of the day you just have to trust the hairs on the back of
your neck to drive these roads. That, and say your prayers every
morning," he said with a wry smile.
"And every afternoon," he continued.
"And every night."
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