Elmer Fudd goes to war with his Hummer thinking he's all that.

Stop Elmer Fudd!

One of the primary reasons why Elmer Fudds drive SUVs and "Hummers" despite all reason and thought is because they believe the advertising that automakers flood them with on radio, television, and in magazines.

Also the automotive industry concocts lying propaganda fake fronts, public relations offices, and political lobbying firms like Stratacomm (a.k.a Strat@comm) and SUV Owners of America which Elmers -- being morons -- believe without question.

Among the more amusing things that these felons tell Elmers to believe is that their SUVs and "Hummers" are mean, lean, fighting machines; that "The Big Boys" in the armed services are using them safely and if you want to play soldier like the big boys , you should drive an SUV or a "Hummer."

Elmers will believe anything -- anything! -- when it comes to lies about their surrogate penis, and direct observation to the contrary makes zero impact upon Elmer Fudd.

Elmer drives "Hummers" which get at best 10 miles to the gallon of gasoline, not caring that because of their irresponsible, greedy, totally insane abuse of resources and the environment, the United States invades innocent countries, slaughters their children, seizes their oil fields, installed puppet fascist regimes, commits rapes, kidnappings, tortures, and genocide around the world all so that Elmer can get 10 miles to the gallon.

Elmer ignores utterly the news reports of real fascist baby killers in Iraq driving real "Hummers" getting their clocks cleaned by the good guys: the Iraqi freedom fighters that are fighting for their lives, their children's lives, their country, and their country's oil.

So while the United States and its soldiers is busy committing atrocities in Iraq, driving "Hummers" that the good guys are blowing up every day with ease and impunity, Elmer Fudd is back here in the United States playing pretend soldier thinking he's a Bad Boy Baby Killer who be one tough mother, indeed!

Fortunately for the good guys -- the Iraqi Freedom Fighters who are fighting for their country against the Bush regime -- the image is false; the image that automakers and treasonous felons and their fake fronts tell Elmer to believe is false.

In reality driving SUVs and "Hummers" is extremely less safe out in the real world among normal people than normal vehicles.

First off you have a 8600 pound vehicle stuffed full of gasoline because it only gets 10 miles to the gallon, trying to keep up with the rest of traffic -- and failing.
Secondly you have Elmers behind the wheel with an average IQ anywhere between 70 and 80; Elmers who harbor a great many delusions about their surrogate penis that advertisers and the likes of crooks like Stratacomm and SUV Owners of America want Elmers to believe will some how get them sex -- female sex for a maybe-not-so-welcomed change.

At the same time real baby killing butchers are getting what they deserve in Iraq, news that Elmers back here in the United States ignore totally; something that these automakers and crooks like Stratacomm and SUV Owners of America "forget" to mention.

We here at the Stop Elmer Fudd web site want to make sure that our coverage of Elmers and the low quality of life they inflict upon normal Americans also includes reference information that exhibits the marked and utter lack of thought or sanity among those suffering from Elmer Fudd Syndrome (EFS.)

Toward that end we have collected the following news reports of baby killers driving "Hummers" getting their clocks cleaned by the good guys, and newspaper stories covering other facts and truths about SUVs, "Hummers," and the frocking morons that drive them.

25% of Real Soldiers Driving ''Hummers'' Dead Because of it
''Hummer'' Drivers Getting Their Clocks Cleaned in Iraq
''Hummer'' Deliveries Debunk Fascist Regime's Lies of ''Handover''
Army Hands ''Hummer'' Drivers to Iraqi Freedom Fighters. Thanks!
''Hummers'' are Coffins -- so Bury Elmers in Them!
Roll Your ''Hummer'' and Die Like a Good Elmer Moron Should
Iraqi Freedom Fighters Knocking 'em Down One by One, No Problem
Hummers are Easy Pickings in Iraq
Gas Guzzlers: 10 Miles to the Gallon of Innocent Children's Blood
Politicians Are All Elmers -- Left and Right Wing Extremist Kooks
''Hummers'' Easily Turned Into Smoking, Twisted, Metal Carcass
SUV Drivers Are Certain Death on America's Highways
There's a Killer on the Road: ''Hummer'' Morons Get Got!
SUV Drivers are All Republican Criminals

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