Welcome to the Stop Elmer Fudd web site, the web site
that takes a factual look at the typical American Elmer Fudd in all
his glory; a web site that shows who Elmer Fudd is, what he does,
why he does it, and also offers useful advice to activists on what
visitors to this web site can do to stop him.
When you encounter Elmer Fudd on the street, in the woods, on the
highways, or in your neighborhood, you're encouraged to submit a
write up on your encounter so that others may share in your disgust,
revulsion, and yes, even your adventure! The Stop Elmer Fudd
web site will add your write up to the web site. Just submit your
comments to Stop Elmer
Fudd with your comments.
There's also information about legal and illegal ways to stop Elmer. We
here at the Stop Elmer Fudd web site aren't opposed to illegal efforts to
punish Elmer Fudd for his irresponsible behavior, but within the coverage
of the phenomena, you'll find comments by us noting that violence against
humans of any sort is something we certainly and never
support.
We're always looking for legal and illegal ways to stop Elmers or to punish
the Elmers we have to live with so if you've got good ideas, please share
them and we'll add them to the web site -- removing identifying information
about you, if that is your wish. (We reserve the right to modify or edit
your suggestions so that we're not posting totally irresponsible stuff that
would be worthy of an Elmer Fudd himself.)
If you or a loved one has a story to tell about Elmer,
"And by the way - about the name you keep calling us --
''rightards.'' Very nice of your liberal sorry fucked up ass to
come up with a name that debases mentally disabled persons."
-- Charlie Wolf

Who is the typical American Elmer Fudd and what does he do?
FAQ for New SUV and H2 "Hummer" Owners
Gun Nut Elmer Kills Fourteen, Maims More
Adventures in Elmerland
An amusing little joke about Republidiot Elmer Fudd Gun Nuts
Why do normal people allow Elmer Fudd to live and to breed more Elmers?
Elmer Fudd sure does loves his gas hog surrogate penis. Why?
H2 Elmers -- Losers with 2-Inch Dicks Who Can't Park Straight
Sunnybrook Wellness Center: Treatment Center for Republicans
Elmer Fudd in his natural habitat: off road Elmers.
Some times Elmer Fudd tries to kill himself and family. Joy!
Elmer Fudd always votes Republican! Heeee-yuck yuck yuck!
Elmer Fudd goes to war with his Hummer thinking he's all that.
Hey maw! Whar's the safety on this thin? <blam!> <plop!>
Elmer Has Got Air Conditioning!
CHEVY'S REVOLTING REVOLUTION and the Elmers that will never be men
Lick My Silent Sports Car
FUCKING HYOOMINS (and their surrogate penis)
Pinks, step up to the pump
SUV manufacturers rook and swindle the Elmer rubes. Good!
Ha Ha, Elmer! Eat SHIT
U.S. DROPS SUVs ON "INSURGENTS"
Guzzle gas, and play pretend you're finally a man
Spray-on mud for Elmer Mother Fuckers
Where Have All the Bush/Cheney Bumper Stickers Gone?
Elmer Runs Down 3-year old then flees like an Elmer
Opposing Elmers who Support 'Our' Baby-Killing Troops
Tailgating Elmer gets shot at by another Elmer
SUVs pose greater danger to pedestrians - scientists
Trip to Denny's Is a Difficult One
Elmers Finding Out Their SUV Penis Is Too Expensive To Run
Why does Elmer Fudd hate us? Does he hate us? Sure he does.
"Mo is their leader." George Bush leads the Elmer Fudd Army.
Elmer Fudd's Fascist Leader on Communist Billboards
Buy an SUV, support Saudi Terrorists (Bush's family friends)
Iraqi Freedom Fighters Cleaning Elmers' Clocks Thanks to ''Humvee' Lies
You know how Elmer Fudd can't park his gas guzzling penis straight?
Lottery Tickets: How Elmer Fudd invests for his retirement
What About Female Elmer Fudds? Should They be Stopped?
Elmer's SUVs: Spending on oil stokes global transfer of wealth
Are Hummer Owners Idiots? (Yes, they are. They're Elmers.)
H2 ''Hummer'' stench -- Elmer Fudds will love it, no doubt
Quiz #1: Which Driver Has the Faulty Penis?
Quiz #2: Which Drivers of these Vehicles have a 2 Inch (or less) Penis?
Quiz #3: Are you qualified to drive an H2 "Hummer?"
Quiz #4: Are you qualified to be an Earth Liberation Front Eco-Warrior?
High and Mighty: SUVs -- The World's Most Dangerous Vehicles and How They Got That Way
Despite Defects, G.M. Keeps Selling Killer S.U.V.s to Elmers
''Humvees'' Dieing By The Thousands. Ha! Eat Shit, Elmer!
An Intellectual Poison Special: An Honest Advert for the H2 Hummer
Female Elmer Fudd Attempts Triple Murder In Its SUV
Elmer's H2 ''Hummer'' Wheels Keep Falling Off (Frocking Idiots)
The Benefits of Being a Rightard Elmer Fudd
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Burn his SUVs and Hummers (They hate that.)
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Expose his automotive manufacturing buddies.
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Elmer's SUVs: The Face of Mankind's Enemy
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Getting organized for direct action.
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Stick Up Elmers and Give Them Tickets
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Elmer's SUVs are killing normal people's kids
Stopping Elmer Fudd: His Federal buddies have to go, too.
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Who's the terrorist? Elmer is, not you.
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Is it wrong to kill Elmers?
Stopping Elmer Fudd: National Key-An-SUV Week
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Ban his Surrogate Penis from the City
Stopping Elmer Fudd: SUV Drivers -- Kill 'em All
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Dog Killing Elmer Gets Shot by Dog
Stopping Elmer Fudd: H2 Drivers: Small Dicked Morons!
Stopping Elmer Fudd: I have a dream for SUV rightard assholes
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Republican Stew (approximately two to four servings)
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Republican Taquitos (approximately four servings)
Stopping Elmer Fudd: "A Truck Load of Elmers" Great Name for a Fatal Accident
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Elmer's H2 "Hummers" Recalled Because They're Killers
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Republican Elmers are _so_ dumb...
Stopping Elmer Fudd: Elmers Give Their Baby a Firearm. Shoot Them, Kid! Shoot Them!
A Special Note to Elmers who Visit With Us

Here we have everyday normal Americans writing about their
encounters with Elmer Fudd -- those that live to tell about it.
please be sure to send your write up about your encounter to the Stop
Elmer Fudd web site so that it can be included! Also if you want to add
a comment to this web site or otherwise provide some feedback, please do
so and let us know whether you wish your email to be included on this web
site. If requested, we'll remove your name and email address as well as
any information that might identify you.
Republican Asshole Tries to Kill me

The coveted Guckert Award for February 2005

Dear Uncle Sef #1: I can't take it any more. What should I do?
Dear Uncle Sef #2: My poor crack whore Republican aunt Annabelle

I wasn't a man until I bought my "Hummer."
The Asshole Song by Dennis -- Describes Elmer Fudd perfectly
Another ''Song of the Elmers'' Red-Velvet Steering Wheel Cover Driver

Contact information to the FBI to report about this web site

List of MIDI music files available here at the Stop Elmer Fudd web site
The Original Elmer Fudd -- Audio Wav Files

"This fucker needs two H2's?! Didn't know you could get a penis
in the 1/4 inch size." -- John Doe, Coquitlam, BC Canada. June 15,
2004
Email inquiry sent to Elmers Glue
Mail Inbound #1: Our First Elmer Checks In!
Mail Outbound #1: Please Include SUV Weight and Dick Size
Mail Inbound #2: Our First Elmer Returns!
Mail Outbound #2: Damn! No SUV Weight or Dick Size Yet!
Mail Inbound #3: Elmer Doesn't Address the Issues. Golly!
Mail Outbound #3: The SEF Web Site's Mini-Me
Mail Inbound #4: Elmer lamenting the sorry state of his penis
Mail Outbound #4: Elmer lamenting the sorry state of his penis
Mail Inbound #5: Hey! Rush Limbaugh writes to us! We're honored!
Mail Outbound #5: Hey! Rush Limbaugh writes to us! We're honored!
Mail Inbound #6: I agree with your points completely
Mail Outbound #6: I agree with your points completely
Mail Inbound #7: I'm surrounded by Elmers!
Mail Outbound #7: I'm surrounded by Elmers!
Mail Inbound #8: Fuddlike behaviour
Mail Outbound #8: Fuddlike behaviour
Mail Inbound #9: Mostly Harmless: Not all gun owners are Elmers
Mail Outbound #9: Mostly Harmless: Not all gun owners are Elmers
Mail Inbound #10: Rich Hollywood Elmers
Mail Outbound #10: Rich Hollywood Elmers
Mail Inbound #11: Trees, Assault Rifles, etc.
Mail Outbound #11: Trees, Assault Rifles, etc.
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